haroldsweewee

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it